amazing-prussia:

My brain when I read a math problem

garmbreak1:

siobhanblank:

Which pride flag is this?

snitch pride

anothercomicreader:

There are some etiquette rules for frozen time that you just CAN’T ignore

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

thisobscuredesireforbeauty:

Source

weeniebagel:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy

this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels

this is the only dude allowed to play dnd

256gb:

Step into my office.

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

Rules to follow when at sea

writing-prompt-s:

1. The ship should be treated with kindness.
   
2. Not all waters are good.
   
3. Don’t look deeper than you absolutely have to.
   
4. A sudden shallow means something is beneath you.
   
5. Never sail alone at night.
   
6. There are things best left unseen.
   
7. Whales are wise. Do not anger them.
   
8. You are very, very small.
   
9. There may be eyes in the fog. Don’t make contact.
   
10. Some ships sail under no flag. They are not real. Not anymore.
    
11. Occasionally, you will get a distress transmission from the Atlantic. Don’t answer it.
    
12. The sound of motors in the fog is never, ever, a good sign.
    
13. Some lighthouses move. Don’t depend on them.
    
14. Make as little sound as possible whenever your chest feels strange.
    
15. It is entirely possible to lose time at sea. Do not worry. You will remember eventually.
    
16. If the water goes murky, leave the top deck.
    
17. There may be blood in the water. Don’t look.
    
18. If you startle at nothing, it was not nothing.
    
19. There are some kinds of fog your lights won’t shine through. When you encounter it, take a different route.
    
20. Some fjords are not for human travel.
    
21. The singing is most likely not sirens. Pray that is is not.
    
22. Never dive and expect nothing strange to happen.
    
23. If something feels off, check your ropes.
    
24. If someone shouts to you in the dark, do not reply.
    
25. Sometimes curious things knock on the hull. They will usually leave.
    
26. Nothing is ever entirely as it seems.
    
27. Moonlight on the ocean has a hypnotic effect. Don’t stare.
    
28. There will always be something watching from the coast.
    
29. When the sky turns strange colours, close your eyes. It is best not to see.
    
30. If your compass does not work, let yourself drift on the current. Something wants you gone.
    

tanyushenka:

Three men standing in a dirt field eating large pieces of flatbread
Mesopotamia (undated)

lolt64:

voredaddy420:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1880s, many farmers communicated by connecting their phones to barbed wire fences. This process often allowed for up to 20 people to be connected at once, everyone’s phone would ring regardless of who called, and the invention helped many farmers overcome depression and loneliness.

via reddit.com

In the groupchat with the lads talking bout the harvest

you up?

birdloaf:

finally caught up on taz! trying to solidify some designs 🤔